Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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