At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
