ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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