Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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