just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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