I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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