i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
