ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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