ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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