My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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