This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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