No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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