Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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