Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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