hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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