I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize
