we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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