I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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