so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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