I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I want to make a zoo with you.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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