Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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