Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
