Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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