Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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