She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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