This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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