that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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