i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
