I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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