hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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