I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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