How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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