Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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