ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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