I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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