There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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