The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
im on a boat
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