You're completely useless in the revolution.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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