he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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