you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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