i don't like sucking hair
Can Purell be used as lube?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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