Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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