my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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