you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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