don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
