He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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