Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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