i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm really busy with my period
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