I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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