Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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