honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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