that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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