so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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