I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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