And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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