It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
organizing the empties. That sober.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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