Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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