We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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