He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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